During my time of bedwars I've seen many different kinds of bedwars players, so I thought I'd make a thread about all of them describing a usual bedwars game. If you're 12 you may find this thread offensive. This thread took forever to make so y'all better appreciate it. Blue Team If you're on blue team you're either 12, or don't know how to pick a team. - The Leader of Blue Team The Leader of blue team is one of the 12 year olds who tries to cordinate strategy with his team. Most of his team doesn't Listen to him. The leader of blue team will often use phrases like "PROTECT THE BED", "BUILD BRIDGE TO RED TEAM", and my personal favorite "INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - The Steve Most Steves don't know how to speak English properly and will only say a few common catch phrases during a game of bedwars such as "WHERE GOLD", and "I CANT TRADE", and "ARMOR ME". Often times Steves will attempt to build bridges, but will do so using brick blocks since they don't know how to buy sandstone. Steve's also ALWAYS get fully geared, however only buy gold swords since they're too poor to buy the iron ones. -The Selfish 12 year old "EVERYONE MOVE I NEED GOLD", "GET OFF GOLD", and "ITS MY TURN TO USE GOLD NOW" are all common phrases of the selfish 12 year old. This feisty fellow loves caps lock and telling his teammates what to do. Unlike the leader of blue team, he doesn't attempt to help his team in anyway, and spends the entire game collecting gold. - The overhyped 12 year old This player spams the chat with "YEAH BLUE TEAM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!" and "EVERYONE GO BLUE TEAM" during the lobby, but then leaves the game 5 minutes after it starts because they dont know how to use the villager. - The guy who forgot to pick his team This player leaves the game immediately because they forgot to pick a team and dont want to go through the torture that blue team is. Red Team If you're on red team you're probably a hacker - The Obvious Hacker This hacker goes full out swinging his sword long before he's engaged in battle, he runs on the bridge at full force taking all arrows directly to the face without a care in the world. This hacker is easily taken down by more skilled bedwars players, but will singlehandedly destroy blue team without even using his mouse. This hacker usually doesn't know how to speak and will quit the game the first time he dies. - The Paskov This hacker clearly is using killaura and no fall, but when accused of it in chat by a selfish 12 year old on blue team, denies it and says phrases like "no?" and "what?" and "?". This hacker doesn't have any friends and only speaks in chat when accused of hacking. - The Amazing Hacker This hacker is probably a more skilled player's alt account and will completely roast you no matter who you are. This hacker is an unstoppable force on the battlefield. This hacker will kill you followed by a "rekt ez" or "LOL NOOB" and will spawnkill you guilt free. After his teammate breaks the bed he spams the chat with "LOL GET GUD KID" and "HA REKT EZ". - The Random Guy who doesn't know whats going on This guy got put on red team with all the hackers and spends the entire game getting ready for battle only to be carried by his hacker teammates but still says "YES" at the end of the game when he wins. Green and Yellow Team If you're on these teams you've probably played a few games of bedwars before. - The Elite Bedwars Players These are the long time bedwars players who still go tryhard in every game. This player will completly roast you no matter who you are with style. They either buy full gear everytime they die and rape you with bows. @AndreCrafter1 @Me @Kenju , or buy 20 enderpearls and a strength and kill you with their godlike pvp skills @Basically everyone else who actually makes a difference in bedwars - The random gurl This player is ALWAYS a girl and buys a pickaxe, and an enderpearl, then proceeds to somehow be ignored by everyone in the entire game, and break every single bed, and then do nothing the rest of the game @unspokenlyrics - The random ok bedwars player This player pays no attention to chat and only says anything when directly refereed to by one of their teammates. This player often goes unnoticed but usually makes a decent contribution to their team - The afk person This person just sits afk the entire game except for the first 5 minutes and a few 30 second periods throughout the game. They buy nothing and make no contribution to the team but are still loved by everyone for some reason. @pxndicorn @SpiderVenom_ (half the time) - The people who try and be friends with the Elite Bedwars Players These people often fangirl over the beasts of bedwars. They use phrases like "ANT_PEARL WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON" and "SANDO GO YELLOW TEAM" and "KENJI TELL ME TEAM". If they dont say that, they try and make random small talk about things that nobody cares about with the elite bedwars players. They also play bedwars way more than everyone else, but are still awful at the game somehow, garb, youre the exception. @Kenju Examples The Fangirls The Red Team Hacker The selfish 12 year old (last line) I love gillgrunt More 12 year olds