Saw this on .net, and I wanted to spread the joy ._.
Rules: Do not ban yourself.
Be "nice"
Example: Me: Hi.
Next Person: Banned for too short of a sentence
#3: Banned for being too long of sentence
#4: Banned for being number 3


Basically just ban whatever jerkwad posted before you. How dare they do what they did.

edit: this is still a thing people seriously

edit 2: hello it's 2017 i'd like to thank pile for unlocking this

 

Banned for being a parkourer

 

Banned for having 2 letters in a name.

 

Banned for being married

 

banned for bunny

 

Banned for assuming Mr means married

 

Shoot.
Banned for getting in the way of my post

 

Banned for being you :D

 

Banned for non-acceptance :P

 

Banned for uh being a guy HAHAHAHAHA I am sad at myself ;-;

 

Banned for being the one guy who can't think of a ban.

 

Banned for being a New Member.

 

Banned for not getting 25 posts, 1 follower, and 3 positive ratings in an hour :P

 

Banned for not having more than 50 posts :p
Lemme test something ;-;

Hidden Content:

**Hidden Content: To see this hidden content your post count must be 50 or greater.**

Can you see that? ^^

 

no

 

Banned for not banning me.

 

Banned for not banning yourself to ban you to yourself to banning him and not you to you and him and to you but not him but also to him but not you. :P

 

o.O

 

banned for confusing me

 

i concur