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  • ♕ King of the hill ♕

    Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Musezeta, Dec 3, 2015.

    1. Musezeta
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      Little forum game often seen on various sites that I thought should've been brought here.

      Rules are simple:
      1. Take the hill for yourself by any means necessary.
      2. Be the last to own the hill.
      3. Forum language rules, etc, apply obviously
      4. Reply to who you're taking the hill from
      5. State you now own the hill
      I'll start.
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      Muse purchases a hill for $50.

      Muse's hill :)
       
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    3. ParanormalPizza
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      Para screams "THIS. IS. PIZZA" and push kicks muse of the hill
      Ain't nobody mess with pizza's hill.
      Ain't nobody.
       
    4. yehs
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      When Para is scream, A loose
      Delta Wolf pushes him down.
       
    5. Musezeta
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      Throws you off for not following basic rules.

      Muse's hill
       
    6. ParanormalPizza
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      Pizza crawls up hill like a sloth at 50 miles per hour and jump-slaps muse in the face with a pepperoni
      Pizza's hill.
       
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      Alma flys in and one of her wings smacks and throws pizza off the hill.. She then screams "MINE NOW Bwahahah" Then sees a slice of his pepperoni and eats it while listening to gangsta music.
       
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      #ThugLife
      Pizza returns with snoop dogg and the power of the 4/20 makes Alma leave
      Pizza thanks snoop dogg then pushes him down the hill
      Pizza's hill
       
    9. Musezeta
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      Sends an Italian chef up the hill who takes pizza to his restaurant where he will be served to customers.

      Muse's hill
       
    10. Jarvic
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      I crushed your limbs with a rock. Put it in a cup and made you drink it. Then took your remaining body and cut it up and trickshotted it off the hill.
      I own this hill. No one else shall take it or they shall suffer the same fate if they dare step their worthless foot that carries their filthy body up on my kingdom.
       
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      When my uncle still had his farm this hill was part of his land, back about 5 years ago we put a load of TNT in the hill for the lols. I blow up the hill and likewise you. However due to the Indian and Eurasian plates moving towards eachother in a process known as continental drift, the ground buckles and compresses upwards therefore forming a new hill.

      MY HILL!
       
    12. Jarvic
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      This guy...
       
    13. Chain
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      Oh my bad, when my uncle had* his farm.
       
    14. ParanormalPizza
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      Simply stands on hill.
      Pizza's hill. C:
       
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      But I'm still there.
       
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      I clone Chuck Norris, build terminators, and train force welding assassins. We storm the hill, eliminating anyone in our way. We then build an impenetrable fortress made out of Adamantium. It is also nicknamed "The Immovable Object" because of its security. We set up an security system that consists of around the clock cameras and patrols. We make the fortress self sustaining on energy, food, and water. We set up bunkers to improve the overall defense of our fortress. We build massive, stable, and safely usable weaponry to destroy any target that may be a threat. The system we have set up has no flaws, imperfections, or miscalculations. It is impossible to infiltrate. Because of this, people move in around the fortress. But we allow no outsiders inside of it. Instead, a settlement is set up around our fortress. With more people comes more trade, more workers, more money. We have created a flourishing society that we are at the heart at. Our security is at the best it has even been. And life is good. But with the new extra citizens. I have imput a new system to improve security. All old and new guardians of the fortress are implanted with a failsafe chip that gives me full command over them. Only activated when I say so, and deactivated when I say so. The chip consists of an uncrackable code that cannot be copied or cloned. Each has a tracking device, pass for entrance and exit of the fortress, mind control, improved skills, telepathic powers to other holders of the chip, exact whereabouts, and sends an in depth analysis of the holder to the team of Watchers in the fortress who also have the chip.

      Life goes on, and when I start feeling old, I order my best men to find the fountain of youth. With great finesse, they accomplish their goal. They bring the four tain of young into a secure room in the fortress. With it, I am able to stay alive, young, and healthy for as long as I want. I destroy my will which included who would inherit the hill after I pass.

      After many more years, the fields of technology advance. And our fortress has been gifted with the option to have the newest technology. We do so and our defensive system is always a step ahead of all opposition. With the defenses being upgraded with time, recruits become more skilled. And we use a lot of our resources for humanitarian relief efforts. Our fortress comminuty is commemorated by the world's largest powers, and is looked at as a large and respected settlement. The fortress is known from far and wide. Everyone knows of it, from the elderly to the children. They chant the magnificent name of it "Scorvinton!!Scorvinton!!!Scorvinton!!!!!"

      Scorvix's Hill
       
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      I mind control you (you never said you had any defense against that, hah) and make you take everything with you off the hill.

      Mookie's Hill
       
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      I was trained in the art of mind control by the masters throughout the Millenniums I have lived, and I easily reverse the effect and disable your ability to regain cautiousness. You live the rest of your days in a mind boggling dream that you have no control of and no one can take you out of it. (Kinda like the thing from sao)

      Scorvix's hill
       
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      I eat you, and rewrite your will that claims that you will give the hill to me

      Reborn's Hill, all Wolves welcome
       
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      My auto targeting mortar blow you sky high into oblivion before you could get near me.
      Scorvix's hill
       

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