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    Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TheElderlyReaper, Jul 1, 2014.

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    1. TheElderlyReaper
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      This is the place where you can make jokes.

      You can say anything that has to due with a joke.

      But you may NOT: (Always remember not before "Say")

      • Say any jokes that are offensive.
      • Say any jokes that can hurt others feelings.
      • Say any jokes that are cuss words UNLESS you are making fun of yourself (Please don't do it :()


      Have fun. :jim:
       
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      Why did the chicken cross the road?
      Because he got bored...

      Why did the man kill him self?
      Because he thought the joke above was horible
       
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      Lol...
       
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      Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

      He died.



      Why did you Barbara fall over?

      She was hit by a bus.
       
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      You stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate".
       
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      Is it an acid or basic doe
      None because its concentrated
       
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      HOLY CRAP, CypriotMerks actually responded to my thread.
       
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      -_- lol
       
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      What do you call a fake noodle?
      A Impasta.
       
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      Why do you call a cow with no legs or feet?
      Ground Beef
      What do you call a bear with no ear?
      B
       
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      5/4ths of people have problems with fractions.
       
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      What you call a fish with no eye?
      A fshhhhh.
       
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      What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

      "Cheap, cheap!"
       
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      2 men walked into a bar...the other one ducked
       
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      Why did the turkey cross the road?
      Because he wasn't a chicken..
       
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      How do I set a laser printer to stun?
       
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      Eating Jelly while in traffic call that "Traffic Jam":p
       
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      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me
       
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      I am busy right now. Can I ignore you some other time? O_o :stop:
       
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      What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
      It gets toad away..
       
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