Dogs -Runs around -Eats meat -Knows you're the boss -Defends the home from intruders and vandals -poos outside -Can snuggle with -Plays with sticks and toys -Generally happy Cats -Lays around all-day -Eats nothing but fish and veg -Acts like it's a god -Smashes everything and opens the doors for intruders -poos in a box in your house -Rips your face off for no reason -Plays with dead mice -Generally depressed