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    Discussion in 'Off-Topic Archive' started by Syndicade, Jan 21, 2017.

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    1. Syndicade
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      Syndicade Boss Member

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      MAKE SURE TO CLICK "SCRUBSCRIBE" I need to pay for my child's diapers

      Hello you rotten scallions! :t:

      I'm here to educate y'all on how to get a mod rank on here (or even skyblock)!!
      Thanks to my boy @Happiily for inspiring me to type this. :cigar:

      Gender
      If you have a set of male genitalia, there's a 64.3% chance your application will be ignored compared to a females. Why? Because you're not a girl.
      Having a vagina and being a popular e-girl is a partial, yet differentiating component that will help you reach your goal of staff-hood.

      Endless Elder Scroll of "Traits"
      The copy and pasted list of traits is a vital part of your application. Say that you're "unbiased," even though everyone on here is bias since we're living, breathing human beings.

      Befriend Staff !!!!
      Being friends with mods helps you a lot, especially if they support you. Surely you're fit for staff if half the team likes & supports you????1?

      Make the App more Colorful than a Bag of Skittles
      Make your app look more colorful than a 1970's disco ball room.
      Color = instant staff.

      Be Overly Kind to Everyone
      If you kiss everyone's a**, and don't speak your honest opinion at all, everyone will love you. Peroid.

      Active Member on Forum!!
      Make sure you have a rank on forum, because that matters for some reason! You can't just become a pilot if just drove a plane on Grand Theft Auto V!! Ranks and popularity matter !! !

      Absolutely Hog out Those Reports!
      Report count = winning. Report everything you see. Someone called your friend a fat little acorn? Harassment.
      A kid swears at you?
      No cursing.
      Report yourself ffs. REPORT, PEOPLE. JUST DO IT

      Log into Every Game Mode
      Just like a stale fart taken by the winds - people will know you were there, but you don't gotta stay around for long ;)



      Thank for everyone for watching the video. Please click **subscribe** for more cringy minecraft pvp videos with God forbidden dubstep/rap blasting in the background!!!!!!!!!!!

       
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      Ordi Mythical Member Premium

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      This will probably end up like Happiily's thread and get taken down...
       
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      XxN1TR0xFUS1ONS Experienced Member

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      Get rid of all the profanity and sexual referances and this will be a better guide ;)
       
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      Valor Well-Known Member

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      I failed every single one of these. That explains why i never got Sr. Mod.
       
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      Minecraft E-Girls trigger me.
       
    6. WiiTarded
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      wise words
       
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      Scorv Gaming Warlord Premium

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      TASTE THE RAINBOW
       
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      How are you qualified to post this kind of thread if you were never a mod (mv, sb)? This is bs. u_u
       
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      This is disgusting, sexist and untrue.
      Closing.
       
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